Jesus christ himself had to come back in the 2001 film jesus christ vampire hunter to protect canadian lesbians from the most provocative of predators. Vampire hunter is obviously a terrible film, but what makes it quite enjoyable to sit through is how it seems to embrace how terrible it is and have fun with the proceedings, resulting in a charming piece of knowingly awful schlock entertainment. It doesnt stick to the same couple of locations the way a lot of hyperindie flicks do, and theres a halfbattalion of vampires, shitkicking atheists, and assorted extras. Jesus christ vampire hunter 2001 jesus christ vampire. Jesus is a fully voiced follower with unique magic, tons of comments, responses, taunts, jokes, religious memes, song parodies etc. Kungfu action comedy horror musical about the second coming. Lets just say that, unless you can see the charm of intentionally made really bad movies, you will hate jesus christ vampire hunter. The film is not the slightest bit funny and will only get a laugh from the braindead amongst us. For reasons unknown to anyone in the catholic church, there have been a rash of attacks on lesbians by vampires, and to make matters worse, theyre now immune to sunlight.
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Jesus christ vampire hunter 2001 1080p bluray x264titans. Jesus christ vampire hunter 2001 trailer video dailymotion. Kungfu action comedy horror musical about the second. Download jesus christ the jesus of history the christ of faith pdf free. Lets get a few things straight right from the start, shall we. Jesus christ vampire hunter is a 2001 horror parody film from odessa filmworks which deals with jesus modernday struggle to protect the lesbians of ottawa.
On theme warriors we tend to run the gambit and this episode is no different. Jesus christ vampire hunter is pointless, lacks dialogue for 90 percent of it duration, contains a terrible soundtrack that rarely stops, and a lack of enjoyment for the viewer. There are many lesbians in this movie the vampires are lesbians, the victims are lesbians, and mary magnum, the woman who hooks up with jesus to battle the vampires, is a lesbian. Aside from those aspects, jesus christ vampire hunter sucks a certain portion of the male anatomy much like the vampires in the twilight series. Rent jesus christ vampire hunter 2001 starring phil caracas and murielle varhelyi on dvd and bluray. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an. Jim sez, when i cofounded eztakes, my intention was to create a movie download service that encrypted content with drm. Aug 08, 2014 the movie vampire junction 2001 online for free watch new film vampire junction 2001 2014 high quality megavideo hd vampire junction 2001 full movie download 3d subtitles english us and uk release movie trailer and release date soundtrack video vampire junction 2001 main movie character names list actors. Its aim occasionally swings a bit broad theres a protracted battle with dozens of atheists that results in one or two good physical gags and generally no plot advancement, but its always at least amusing, if not outright funny.
The second coming is upon us, and jesus has returned to earth. Pages in category vampire films the following 48 pages are in this category, out of 48 total. Jesus christ vampire hunter by eclectic overdrive rakuten. Jesus christ vampire hunter is an american actioncomedyhorror musical film about jesus christ. Magdalena, the compelling film portraying jesus tender regard for women, is being met with incredible response around the world. Rent jesus christ superstar 1973 on dvd and bluray dvd. Jesus christ vampire hunter rapidshare download acquire. The angry ginger meets jesus christ vampire hunter join me as i revist one of my favorite cheesy movies jesus christ vampire hunter. Magdalena is inspiring women everywhere to realize and reclaim the purpose they were always intended know jesus, and with loving hearts and a gentle touch make him known.
This site is a haven for those who are pushing back against the norm, and a place for believers of gods to have their beliefs exposed as false should they want to try their hand at confronting us. Over 200 angles available for each 3d object, rotate and download. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. No sooner has he asked jesus to solve this mystery and. Legendary edition special edition french translation. But after hearing cory give a speech on drm at a 2005 indie film conference. Oct 17, 2014 action comedy horror 2001 85 minutes color the second coming is upon us, and jesus has returned to earth. Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, tv series and more. Forget that hack van helsing, for true extermination of the fanged undead believers turn to the one and only sandaled slayer, jesus christ. This cultclassic from canada mixes martial arts action with outrageous religious humor and all the cheese one could ever hope for in a bad bmovie of its kind. So bad its good does not begin to describe just how funny this poorly dubbed, poorly choreographed but oddly entertaining movie really is. Jesus christ vampire hunter is a 2001 cult film from odessa filmworks which deals with. Jesus christ vampire hunter may not be attractive for those expecting welldone acting and effects, but it will please the crowd eager for independent films with more heart than budget. This week the horror duo follow wrestlemania up with a look at another pair of films featuring professional wrestlers.
With phil caracas, murielle varhelyi, maria moulton, tim devries. The day christ died 1980 hail mary 1985 cotton patch gospel 1988 the last temptation of christ 1988 jesus of montreal 1989 lamb of god 1993 book of life 1998 the green mile 1999 jesus 1999 mary, mother of jesus 1999 jesus christ superstar 2000 the miracle maker 2000 the cross 2001 jesus christ vampire hunter 2001. This obviously low budget b movie from the heart of the great white north is sure to take its place amongst the greats of cult classic cheese. Jesus christ vampire hunter download movie wipfilms. Action comedy horror 2001 85 minutes color the second coming is upon us, and jesus has returned to earth. Jesus christ vampire hunter is a low budget, poorly shot and edited but very interesting movie. Also included in this episode is an awesome q and a with lee demabre the filmaker behind this film of epic cheesiness. Parents need to know that jesus christ superstar, a filmed version of andrew lloyd webbers hugely successful staged rock opera, is a fantastical departure from its biblical source. Searches related to jesuschrist total verified torrents. Film jesus christ vampire hunter vostfr dvdrip streaming, telechargement, youwatch, regarder, visionner, voir, vf, voir, purevid, turbobit, uploaded les.
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Jesus christ vampire hunter actually stars our lord and saviour as a one man army dedicated to destroying the evil dr praetorious and his gang of vampires. Cory, covered the original several years ago, so its only fitting to take a. On this episode we tackle four moves that feature the character of jesus christ. Hopefully in the future the crew behind this small indie masterpiece will receive enough support to create bigger and better films than this. Troubled by the diminishing number of local lesbians, mohawked preacher father alban jumps on his scooter to enlist the help of jesus. Watch jesus christ vampire hunter full movie free online. Using a playwithinaplay format, the last week of jesus life is acted out by a ragtag group of 1970s bohemians or flower children in a desolate desert setting. Watch vampire junction 2001 movie online full free 9c95. Jesus in skyrim at skyrim nexus mods and community. Apr 20, 2019 if you fancy a less deep and meaningful but equally zany film, preferably one that looks like the effort of students, try jesus christ vampire hunter 2001 or ultrachrist.
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